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Now This Is Really Pushing It

June 14th, 2008 · 10 Comments

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I must have lost my mind.  A certain 10k training, web designing witch cutie pie issued a challenge.  Learn to do 100 Push-ups in a row in just 1month.   I used to be a jock (No I didn’t). 

I keep active (bending my elbow)

with golf (nineteenth hole)

and tennis (tacqueria with cerveza across from the court)

and hiking (gasping for air when walking the dog around the block). 

I can do this!

My first push up in (mumble) years went something like this:

“Aaagh! Am I supposed to lift myself with just my arms?”

“AAAArgh!  Nothing’s happening!  Honey, how do I do this?”

“No wait, don’t pull me!”

“Oh my Gawd!  I’m off the floor!”

“Oh Sheet!  I can’t get down again!  I can’t bend my elbows!”

“Aaaaaaaa!  My knee’s going!  I’m gonna crash!”  Whomp!

Spouse:  “That’s one.”

Now here’s a cool video of a gal and her friends who really can do some amazing things with push-ups.  My favorite?  The “Menage a Push-up”.  Be inspired and enjoy!

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10 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Karen Sugarpants // Jun 14, 2008 at 9:19 am

    You have to start somewhere! The fact that you called me a cutie-pie brought the LOLZ.
    I suck (SUCK!) at pushups - so let’s do this together! I’ll do my test thing tomorrow. Today I’m uhhh….ummmm…. lazy. :)

  • 2 Nancy // Jun 14, 2008 at 10:11 am

    OMG, impressive especially the menage a push-up!

    BUT ..why film it in a parking lot? LOL

    I’d much rather golf the 19th with you =)

  • 3 Green Girl // Jun 14, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    A journey begins with a single step…a hundred push ups begins with one. Do not try. Do.

  • 4 Sarah // Jun 14, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    You’re attempt at a pushup sounds oddly familiar.

    Yeah, I cna’t do one, much less 100!! Eeek!!

  • 5 Ree // Jun 14, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    Hint: Start by staying on your knees. Build up your arm/shoulder strength first. THEN move to your toes. ;-)

  • 6 Jen on the Edge // Jun 15, 2008 at 8:09 am

    I fully confess to doing girly pushups, as Ree suggests. Moving to my toes? Well, we’ll see…

  • 7 Mme. Meow // Jun 15, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    I can’t quite do one, but if you do the plank pose in yoga, that’s supposed to help. It’s a beginning anyway.

    http://www.yogajournal.com/poses/470

    (and thanks for the chuckles!)

  • 8 Janet // Jun 15, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    Well, I did two, but I think I’m at a bit of an advantage because I’m still carrying around two kids that weight 35 and 28 pounds respectively.
    I won’t tell you how long it took to get out of the first one and into the second one.

    Um . . . why are we doing this again?

  • 9 Minnesota Matron // Jun 15, 2008 at 7:16 pm

    Okay, that first photo is a classic. Love it.

  • 10 Pushed To The Limit // Jun 27, 2008 at 1:14 am

    [...] remember when I announced that I was taking the One Hundred Push-ups in One Month Challenge?  Did I follow [...]

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