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Bad Habits Are Like Zombies

June 8th, 2009 · 10 Comments

Bad habits are like zombies. Every so often, even when you think they are dead, old habits will rise up to consume you. I’m battling some old demons lately, and it’s hard to stuff ‘em back where they belong. I’ve told you before that I grew up in a house of women with eating [...]

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Ettiquette Notes From the Gym

January 2nd, 2009 · 3 Comments

Dear Cute Chick on the Treadmill Next to Me,

When I am clutching my chest
and throwing up in my mouth
and imagining that I am going to drop dead from walking,
it is extremely poor taste for you to
pull out your INHALER and keep on running
with a frickin’ smile on your face.
Nobody [...]

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