Letters From The Dog

July 20th, 2008 · 11 Comments

Der Mum,

Now dat you has FINALLY dizcoverd da puddlez on your hall floor camed frum da leaking A/C unit and NOT FROM ME, Iz expekt an apology AND dubble bizcut rationz. Perhaps in future you willz be more careful befor givin’ mee da stink eye n waving soiled towelz in ma face.

Luvz you so Much,

Daphne the Dane Who Must Be Obeyed

Dear Daphne,

I do most humbly apologize for jumping to puddle conclusions. I hope you will understand though that with the cost of replacing our A/C unit and the hall carpeting, we will have to make certain economies. I’m afraid the biscuit budget will need to be cut back to one biscuit per day. By all making sacrifices together during these difficult economic times, I’m certain we can keep our happy home running smoothly.

Your Loving Mum

Mum:

It is SO ON. In futur bewar uv wher you step!

Da Dawg

P.S. Iz givin YOU da stink eye!

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11 responses so far ↓

1 Anglophile Football Fanatic // Jul 20, 2008 at 7:15 pm

Is she really great? I’ve wondered how hard it is to live up to the name. Same with Pyrenees. I can’t imagine they are all GREAT, you know?

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2 Green Girl // Jul 20, 2008 at 7:58 pm

TOO funny! I can totally see blaming a dog for a puddle:)

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3 Leslie // Jul 20, 2008 at 8:05 pm

awww, how could you blame Daphne? she is such a sweetie!

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4 Ree // Jul 20, 2008 at 8:43 pm

You have Dane down perfectly!

And somehow, I never realized that your Dane and my itty bitty cat have the same name. Snort.

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5 Jen on the Edge // Jul 20, 2008 at 8:56 pm

You might want to remind the dog that in these tough economic times, any biscuits at all are a luxury. In fact, it could be argued that having a dog at all is a luxury and that sending her to live on an unairconditioned farm is always possible. Of course, she might call your bluff…

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6 Hottdog // Jul 21, 2008 at 12:39 pm

Muahahaha!

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7 Dani // Jul 21, 2008 at 3:43 pm

That is freakin’ HILARIOUS.

That is all….
8 Madame Meow // Jul 22, 2008 at 6:45 am

You need one of those CSI kits where you dip a stick into suspicious water and it tells you whether, ahem, it has ammonia.

(Love the dog’s letters)

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9 Joy T. // Jul 22, 2008 at 9:36 pm

Oh that is priceless! But I’m afraid if there is a puddle in our house, all eyes turn to our dog as well. Then he sits there wagging his tail and looking at you as if to say “What? We going for a walk??”

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10 connie @ young and relentless // Nov 12, 2008 at 4:12 pm

That is awesome! Make me want a puppy!

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11 texasholly @ June Cleaver Nirvana // Nov 13, 2008 at 7:59 pm

My money is on the dog…

So fun! thanks so much for linking!

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